Wooden Plate – For Meals That Deserve a Standing Ovation (or at Least a Nicer Plate)
These are wooden plates. You put food on them. Or keys. Or candles. Or whatever else you want to pretend is “curated.” Available in round (classic, like pancakes) and square (modern, like your cousin’s condo), these plates are here to make your table look like it belongs in a lifestyle magazine you don’t subscribe to.
Choose from Mahogany (rich, warm, and slightly dramatic) or White Oak (light, clean, and suspiciously well-adjusted). Each plate is handcrafted from real wood, because eating off plastic is a cry for help.
Highlights:
Two shapes: round (friendly) and square (edgy)
Two wood species: Mahogany and White Oak
Smooth finish, food-safe, and surprisingly photogenic
Works for serving, styling, or just sitting there looking pretty
Not microwave or dishwasher safe—because it’s wood, not a sci-fi material
Warning: May cause sudden urges to host dinner parties you’re not emotionally prepared for.
