Wooden Bowl – Round, Square, and Unreasonably Good-Looking
These are wooden bowls. They hold things. Fruit, keys, snacks, existential dread—whatever you’ve got. Available in round (for people who like curves) and square (for people who like corners), these bowls are here to make your surfaces look intentional.
Choose from Mahogany (rich, dark, and slightly mysterious) or White Oak (light, classic, and probably better at adulting than you are). Each bowl is handcrafted from real wood, because plastic bowls are for cereal and regret.
Highlights:
Two shapes: round (friendly) and square (efficient)
Two wood species: Mahogany and White Oak
Smooth finish, solid feel, and zero wobbles
Works as a catch-all, snack server, or “I swear I’m organized” prop
Not dishwasher safe, because it’s wood and we’re not monsters
Warning: May cause guests to ask if you made it yourself. You didn’t. But we won’t tell.
